So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I will pee on everything he values.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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