he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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