Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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