It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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