just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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