But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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