I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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