the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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