So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
