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(541): View more from Oregon

I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.

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(714): View more from California

you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

fireball beer pong. youre missing out

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how is that even possible?

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ove gloves.

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be there in ten.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall

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(301): View more from Maryland

no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.

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(760): View more from California

I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...

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He’s very straightforward

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