I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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