he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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