dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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