Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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