Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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