Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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