And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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