In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Randomize
