That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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