I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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