chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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