I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My life is pants optional.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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