at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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