Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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