I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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