I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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