That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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