She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
