you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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