were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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