There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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