what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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