My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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