I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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