What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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