There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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