party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
