I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
