Apparently you make a good broom.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He felt like a one man threesome
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Randomize
