I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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