Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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