I got chris browned last night
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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