I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
wow bdsm is so cute
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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