question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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