Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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