I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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