also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I have tasted many bathrooms
I wear drunk well.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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