Me too!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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