So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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