I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
foreskin is a definite game changer
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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