My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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