I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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